Hello my name is Amanda and I am a marginally confusing person, do not be alarmed.

 

percabooty:

Why don’t they just sell the Oreo cream in a jar?

*kanye west voice* NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

jeza-red:

markruffalo:

sexkittenpurrs:

malevittus:

thefrozenrose:

veggielezzyfemmie:

It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.

Or take your glasses off

or take your glasses off

The only pic that’s ever made me exercise

This is mind boggling.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

jeza-red:

markruffalo:

sexkittenpurrs:

malevittus:

thefrozenrose:

veggielezzyfemmie:

It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.

Or take your glasses off

or take your glasses off

The only pic that’s ever made me exercise

This is mind boggling.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

thenewadventuresofpeterandwendy:

obsessedrandomness:

[SaveNeverland]

That’s some ultra-fine giffing right there.  (Graham and Brennan spooning is just about the cutest thing we’re ever seen)

el-dispute:

let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.