Hello my name is Amanda and I am a marginally confusing person, do not be alarmed.
Two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says “I’ll have some H2O please” the second one says “same for me” the bartender gives the second one H2O2 out of anticipation. The second one dies. The bartender goes to jail. His son drops out of school. The first chemist commits suicide because the two chemists were a couple and he was going to ask the other to marry him.
Who’s laughing now?
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
capricorns would look so weird. like, “hey, do you like my goat horns? they go perfectly with my fucking mermaid tail.”
BUT ALL VIRGOS WOULD JUST BE LIKE PRETTY GIRLS WITH WINGS YES THIS IS GREAT
Would Aquarius be able to waterbend?