Hello my name is Amanda and I am a marginally confusing person, do not be alarmed.
Why don’t they just sell the Oreo cream in a jar?
*kanye west voice* NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Wow, 500 notes
Girls protecting girls.